Kittens and Bears

I got some t-shirts from Threadless about 2 weeks ago and they finally came in! Threadless was having a sale; $5 for a t-shirt. 5 is a pretty popular number isn't it? Surprisingly, my grandparents really liked the kitten one, which is in a way sort of disappointing. I got it because it was offensive. Baby and Kitty eating are my choice offenses. Oh well, here they are.

"I feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I swallowed a kitten"

"You know, sometimes I feel pretty average"